eMail Scam form Nigeria

I just love being shouted at in an eMail!

Here someone is trying to convince me to part with my money:

“CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
ELECTRONICS/INTERNET BANKING DEPARTMENT
TINUBU SQUARE
LAGOS – NIGERIA
DEAREST,
MY NAME IS MR. CHRIS INNOCENT I am the Director of Operation at the Electronics/Internet Banking Department of CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. I AM SENDING THIS PRIVATE EMAIL TO YOU BASED ON THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THE TRANSACTION. PLEASE, I WILL LIKE TO ADVICE IF AFTER READING THROUGH MY PROPOSAL AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT, KINDLY KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. AS AT THIS MOMENT, I AM STILL IN SERVICE WITH CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) AND I WILL NOT BY ANY MEANS LIKE TO LOSE MY JOB.
I HAVE PUT IN OVER 23 YEARS OF SERVICE IN THIS BANK BUT I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. THIS IS JUST MY OPPORTUNITY TO SECURE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR MY CHILDREN SINCE MY GOVERNMENT WHICH IS CORRUPT HAS REFUSED TO TAKE CARE OF ITS RESPONSIBILITIES. IN FACT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYTHING HERE AND I NEED TO GET OUT. I HAVE DISCOVERED FROM MY INVESTIGATION THAT YOU ARE A FUND BENEFICIARY WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA AND THUS YOU HAVE MET ALL THE STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS IN RESPECT OF YOUR FUND PAYMENT BUT TILL THIS MOMENT YOU HAVE RECEIVED NOTHING. PLEASE BE EQUALLY ADVISED THAT CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IS THE ONLY FINANCIAL INSTITUTION THAT CAN PAY YOUR FUND TO YOU AS NO SECURITY COMPANY IN AFRICA/WORLD CAN HANDLE YOUR FUND PAYMENT/INHERITANCE FUND WITHOUT INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
INVESTIGATION HAS PROVED IT THAT YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUP AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WHICH HAS AFFECTED VIRTUALLY EVERY FINANCIAL AND SECURITY DEPARTMENT SUCH AS THE UNITED NATIONS, WORLD BANK, IMF, EFCC, FBI, CIA, HOMELAND ETC. LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVE SEVERAL EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE EVERYDAY. NOTE THAT THEIR GAME PLAN IS TO FRUSTRATE YOU UNTIL YOU ABANDON YOUR FUND THEN THEY WILL BE COMFORTABLE AND FREE ENOUGH TO TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS INTO THEIR OVERSEAS ACCOUNT. THEIR AIMS AND TARGET IS NOT THE MONEY YOU ARE SENDING TO THEM BY WESTERN UNION AND MONEY GRAM BUT TO FRUSTRATE YOU OUT OF RECEIVING YOUR FUND HENCE YOU HAVE LOST TRUST AND CONFIDENCE ON EVERYBODY AND DON’T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE OR TRUST AS BEEN GENUINE OFFICER.
IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO QUIT FROM THEM IF NOT I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS CAN GO ON AND ON FOR SEVERAL YEARS YET YOU WILL END UP NOT RECEIVING YOUR FUND. BUT I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU BY MY POSITION AS THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION AT THE ELECTRONICS/INTERNET BANKING DEPARTMENT I AM IN CHARGE OF ISSUING A VISA ATM CARD AND CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT. AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR FILE, I HAVE DISCOVERED AN ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000 ON YOUR FUND. THIS ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3.330.00 IS WHAT I INTEND TO PAY TO YOU SECRETLY BY WAY OF ISSUING YOU WITH A VISA ATM CARD. BE EQUALLY INFORMED THAT I HAVE WITHDRAWN THE ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000 FROM THE DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT SET UP FOR YOUR PAYMENT I HAVE PROCESSED IT AND UPLOADED THE FUND INTO AN ATM CARD FOR ONWARD DISPATCH TO YOU. I SPENT A TOTAL SUM OF US$3,250 TO PROCESS AND UPLOAD THE ACCRUED INTEREST SUM INTO THE VISA ATM CARD
I WISH TO ASSURE YOU THAT WITH MY POSITION HERE AS THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION AT THE ELECTRONICS/INTERNET BANKING DEPARTMENT I CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS TASK WITHOUT DELAY AND WITHIN 3 DAYS I WILL DISPATCH THE VISA ATM CARD TO YOUR ADDRESS. BUT YOU HAVE TO ASSURE ME THAT YOU WILL REWARD ME WITH THE SUM OF US$150,000 AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE VISA ATM CARD AND START MAKING WITHDRAWS FROM THE VISA ATM CARD. PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO STOP SENDING YOUR HARD EARN MONEY TO THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE THE TRUTH REMAINS THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SEND TO THEM THEY ARE NOT READY TO PAY YOUR FUND TO YOU.
THEIR GAME PLAN IS TO FRUSTRATE YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU EMPTY YOUR WALLET AND THEN ABANDON YOUR FUND. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LONG STORIES OR PROTOCOLS, BUT TO PAY YOU THIS ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000. SO IF YOU ARE INTEREST IN GETTING THIS ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000 WHICH I HAVE LOADED IN A VISA ATM CARD FORWARDED TO YOUR ADDRESS, KINDLY GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY WITH THE PAYMENT OF US$250 BEING THE EMS SPEED POST COURIER POSTAGE COST TO YOUR ADDRESS. SEND DIRECTLY TO MY NAME. I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO PAY THIS DELIVERY FEE OF US$250 BUT I HAVE SPENT ALL MY SAVINGS ON THE PROCESSING AND UPLOADING OF THE ACCRUED INTEREST SUM INTO THE VISA ATM CARD NOW I AM LEFT WITH NO OTHER MONEY HENCE I URGE YOU TO PAY THE DELIVERY FEE, PLEASE SEND THE MONEY TO THE FOLLOWING NAME:
SEND TO: MR. CHRIS INNOCENT
ADDRESS: LAGOS-NIGERIA
Question: INTEREST
ANSWER: PAY
AMOUNT: US$250
ONCE I RECEIVE THE PAYMENT INSTRUCTION FOR THE EMS SPEED POST PASSAGE COST OF US$250, I WILL DISPATCH THE VISA ATM CARD TO YOU AND THEREAFTER I WILL FORWARD MY BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS WHERE YOU WILL TRANSFER MY US$150,000 REWARD INTO.  PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THIS TRANSACTION, KINDLY KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AND DO NOT CONTACT ME. PLEASE CONTACT ME DIRECTLY AND WITH THE TRANSFER DETAILS OF THE US$250 POSTAGE COST FOR THE EMS SPEED POST DELIVERY TO YOUR ADDRESS.
REGARDS,
MR.CHRIS INNOCENT
Director of Operation
Internet/Computer Banking Department
Central Bank of Nigeria”

Being SHOUTED at and then getting bored with all the reading, this eMail ended up in my Spam Bin.

NEVER (that’s me shouting now) be tempted to respond to this sort of eMail thinking that you will make money! You will only loose money!


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eMail Scam form Nigeria — 2 Comments

  1. Here’s a variation:
    CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
    OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
    ELECTRONICS/INTERNET BANKING DEPARTMENT
    TINUBU SQUARE
    LAGOS – NIGERIA
    MY DEAREST,

    MY NAME IS MR. CHRIS INNOCENT I am the Director of Operation at the Electronics/Internet Banking Department of CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. I AM SENDING THIS PRIVATE EMAIL TO YOU BASED ON THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THE TRANSACTION. PLEASE, I WILL LIKE TO ADVICE IF AFTER READING THIS PROPOSAL AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT, KINDLY KEEP IT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE AS AT THIS MOMENT, I AM STILL WORKING WITH CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) AND I WILL NOT BY ANY MEANS LIKE TO LOSE MY JOB.
    I HAVE BEeN WITH THIS BANK FOR OVER 5 YEARS BUT UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. HENCE THIS IS MY GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO SECURE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR MY FAMILY AND CHILDREN SINCE MY GOVERNMENT HAS REFUSED TO TAKE CARE OF ITS RESPONSIBILITIES. INFACT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS COUNTRY. FROM MY INVESTIGATION, YOU ARE ONE OF THE FUND BENEFICIARIES WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA AND THUS YOU HAVE MET ALL THE STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS IN RESPECT OF YOUR FUND PAYMENT BUT TILL THESE DAY YOU HAVE RECEIVED NOTHING. PLEASE BE EQUALLY ADVISED THAT CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IS THE ONLY FINANCIAL INSTITUTION THAT CAN PAY YOUR FUND TO YOU HENCE THERE IS NO OTHER FINANCIAL INSTITUTION IN AFRICA/WORLD THAT CAN HANDLE YOUR FUND PAYMENT/INHERITANCE FUND IF NOT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
    FURTHER INVESTIGATION HAS REVEALED THAT YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUP AT THE CENTRAL BANK AND GOVERNMENT LEVEL THUS IT HAS AFFECTED VIRTUALLY THE FINANCIAL AND SECURITY DEPARTMENT SUCH AS THE UNITED NATIONS, WORLD BANK, IMF, EFCC, FBI, CIA, HOMELAND ETC. LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVE SEVERAL EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS EVERYDAY. THEIR GAME PLAN IS TO FRUSTRATE YOU UNTILL YOU ABANDON YOUR FUND THEN THEY WILL BE COMFORTABLE TO DIVERT YOUR FUNDS INTO THEIR OVERSEAS ACCOUNT. THEIR AIMS IS NOT THE MONEY YOU ARE SENDING TO THEM, BUT TO FRUSTRATE YOU OUT OF RECEIVING YOUR FUND HENCE YOU HAVE LOST TRUST AND CONFIDENCE ON EVERYBODY AND DON’T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE OR TRUST AS A GENUINE OFFICER. HOWEVER, AS I CAN SEE THAT YOU HAVE LOST HOPE AND INTEREST IN CLAIMING YOUR FUND DUE TO SEVERAL FRAUDS COMMITTED AGAINST YOU. BUT MY DEAR I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU IF ONLY YOU WILL COOPERATE WITH ME.
    BY MY POSITION AS THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION WITH THE CBN ON ELECTRONICS/INTERNET BANKING DEPARTMENT, I AM INCHARGE OF ISSUING A VISA ATM CARD AND CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT. AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR FILE, I HAVE DISCOVERED AN ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000 ON YOUR FUND. THIS ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3.330.000 IS WHAT I INTEND TO PAY TO YOU SECRETLY VIA ATM CARD. BE QUALLY INFORMED THAT I HAVE WITHDRAWN THE ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000 FROM THE DORMANT DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT AND PROCESSED AND UPLOADED IT INTO THE ATM CARD FOR ONWARD DISPATCH TO YOU. I SPENT A TOTAL SUM OF US$1,250 TO PROCESS AND UPLOAD THE ACCRUED INTEREST SUM INTO THE VISA ATM CARD. PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT I HAVE PERFECTED PLANS TO HAVE THIS VISA ATM CARD DELIVERED TO YOU.

    I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT AS THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION I CAN DELIVER THIS ATM CARD TO YOU WETHIN 3 DAYS IF OBLY YOU WILL COOPERATE WITH ME, BUT YOU HAVE TO ASSURE ME THAT YOU WILL REWARD ME WITH THE SUM OF US$200,000 AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE VISA ATM CARD AND START MAKING WITHDRAWALS. I AM 100% SURE OF DELIVERING YOUR VISA ATM CARD TO YOU THROUGH THE EMS SPEED POST COURIER. I WANT YOU TO TRUST ME AND I SWEAR NOT TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
    I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LONG STORIES OR PROTOCOLS, BUT TO PAY YOU WITH THIS ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000. SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN GETTING THIS ACCRUED INTEREST AMOUNT OF US$3,330,000 WHICH I HAVE LOADED IN A VISA ATM CARD, KINDLY GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE KINDLY RECONFIRM THE FOLLOWING DETAILS:
    1. YOUR FULL NAME:
    2. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD DELIVERY:
    3. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER:
    4. YOUR ACCUPATION:
    Once I RECEIVE YOUR ACCEPTANCE MAIL, I WILL GIVE YOU DETAILS FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR VISA ATM CARD TO YOUR ADDRESS.
    REGARDS,
    MR.CHRIS INNOCENT
    Director of Operation
    Internet/Computer Banking Department
    Central Bank of Nigeria

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